Finally, somewhere to trauma dump this crime that was committed against me in May of 2022.
Delivery guy handed me the box with a smile on his face and disappeared into the night. I called the pizza shop and demanded a new one of course, and did receive it.
by CryptoHam
12 Comments
ShiftyState
My standards are low, but I would’ve ate this while calling the shop to tell them that they may want to convey to their driver that some people would ask for a new pie if it showed up looking like it got juggled the whole way.
th3saurus
That’s a vertical pie if I’ve ever seen one
KingFernando532

KingFernando532

Sonia-Nevermind

Your pizza boy
DuckSwimmer
Did he think he needed to carry a pizza vertically like a suitcase? Wtf
Buhos_En_Pantelones
I can save this.
Repulsive-Candle1194
What the hell is even that?
Oneironati
Either eat it or donate it to me
powerviolent
they really don’t like u lmao
JiGoD
And this is why we tip AFTER delivery, not before. Take notes young ones.
Organic_Interview_30
I wouldn’t exactly give this a crime. The pizza is still more than edible and probably would taste the same. Maybe probation for the delivery guy at most
12 Comments
My standards are low, but I would’ve ate this while calling the shop to tell them that they may want to convey to their driver that some people would ask for a new pie if it showed up looking like it got juggled the whole way.
That’s a vertical pie if I’ve ever seen one



Your pizza boy
Did he think he needed to carry a pizza vertically like a suitcase? Wtf
I can save this.
What the hell is even that?
Either eat it or donate it to me
they really don’t like u lmao
And this is why we tip AFTER delivery, not before. Take notes young ones.
I wouldn’t exactly give this a crime. The pizza is still more than edible and probably would taste the same. Maybe probation for the delivery guy at most